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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.
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The power to shrink your penis.
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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.
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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.
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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.
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the power to die at will
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the power to get blood clots
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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.
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The power to shapeshift into a worm.
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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.
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the power to never have to fill out captchas
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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.
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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.
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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.
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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around
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The power to speak with death people..
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The power to fly, but only when on the ground
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!