- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to have a small penis

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The power to snore inhumanly loud

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

Pointless Super Powers