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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock
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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you
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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.
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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.
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the power to give anyone an incurable disease
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The power to make only slightly funny jokes
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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.
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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around
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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog
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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.
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The power to move objects by touching them.
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The power to see through transparent objects.
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The power to liquify yourself.
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The power to have a small penis
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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any
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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.
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The power to teleport to the place of where you are
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The power to snore inhumanly loud
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.
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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!