The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power spite flower

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to die at will

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!