The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to have a power.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!