The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to have a small penis

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

The power to snore inhumanly loud

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

The power to make any girl hate you

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!