The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to move objects by touching them.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to see through transparent objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to liquify yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The power to have a small penis

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to teleport to the place of where you are

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The power to snore inhumanly loud

thumb_up thumb_down +4

the power to hear a dog whistle

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to make any girl hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

thumb_up thumb_down +151

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!