The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!