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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays
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The power to see through thin air
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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.
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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless
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The ability to fart inwards.
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The power to teleport through open doors
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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.
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The power to murder rocks.
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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.
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The power of not knowing the future
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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.
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the power to bi ugly
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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…
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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.
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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see
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The power to have no powers!
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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The power to see light as it appears on an object.
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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.
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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go
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The power to not Waste time
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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!