the power die if you think.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to have no one read this post

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Being alive (until you die).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!