The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to walk on two legs

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!