The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!