To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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penis

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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Useless super power? A shitbag (my former boss, now my employee, funny story really) at work heard I have diabetuus and started lecturing me in the meeting room in front off everybody as how sugar was bad, and that I should not drink artificial sugar and sodas and... ...Anyway he refused to shut up and had (back then) the guts to point at me and shout "SHUT UP I AM LECTURING YOU!" And continued "avoid juice and whatnot... ...Then I had enough bullshit for one day, slammed him against the wall and shouted: ITS DIABETES TYPE ONE QUEERFAG! I WAS BORN WITH IT ITS CALLED BREATHMINTS MOTHERFUKKER! Point: He called the cops and made up a lot of lies about me such as: "rhe one where I made him FEEL afraid for his life etc" which my former coleagues comfirmed where not true at all. then he called his boss in order to get me fired, his boss contacted me, we spoke, my former boss/"lecturer" got demoted, now two years later I got promoted to his former position... ...Before I left work yesterday, I grabbed my insuline pen and stuck it in my tigh and asked him/it:remember about that time you lectured me about diabetes?"... Funny story really, you should all have been there.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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power to eat through your but

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!