the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to have no power.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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power to fly only in the plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!