The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to get blood clots

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The Power of cheese

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to herd cats

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!