The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to find lost socks.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to not finish your

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The ability to make your text green on google

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!