the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to kill yourself

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power to eat through your but

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to vote

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!