The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!