The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to set money on fire

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to ?-1.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!