the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die at will

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to see through glass

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to only tell the truth

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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Have sex but not feel it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!