the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!