the power to fall asleep while being awake

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have no powers!

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power spite flower

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!