The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!