The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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mint berry crunch

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!