Have sex but not feel it

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to control urine

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The ability to understand women!!

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power of gentle breeze

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!