The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!