The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to sweat acid.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!