The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to not finish your

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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the power to be really itchy.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to understand math.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!