To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

the power to become retarded

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to die

The power to thumb up your own comments.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!