The power to make out of thin air

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to die at will

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Lactokinesis

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power... to read this

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The power to die at will.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!