The power to do nothing.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be buried at sea

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to shit brix

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!