The power to go through open windows

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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the power to be really itchy.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to state the obvious.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to have no powers!

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!