The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to understand women!!

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The ability to yell through your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!