The power to only drink liquids

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to snore.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to predict the present

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!