- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to shower naked.

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to lose the remote.

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

The power to slam a revolving door.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to only drink liquids

the power to see through my eye lids

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

Pointless Super Powers