The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!