The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!