the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to be a human

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!