The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!