The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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KeemStar

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!