By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to see John Cena.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!