The power to write a country song

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power of micro penis.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!