The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

The power to have a black president

The power to only be drunk while driving.

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

Birthday In August Just wait On it

the power to like mass effect 3

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

The power to think out loud without saying a word

the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

The power to eat junk food at light speed

the power two become drunk at anytime

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!