The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!