The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the power to get STD's

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!