The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!