The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Immunity to medication

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be blind

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!