The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to only drink liquids

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!