The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!