- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

The power to turn wine into water

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

blindness

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

Pointless Super Powers