The power to write a country song

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to snore.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to predict the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!