The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Retractable Teeth

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to poop out your penis.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!