The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to youtube poop

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!