the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!