See through invisible people

The power to fall up.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

The power to control your own limb movement

The power to read your own thoughts.

To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

The power to make sense of Donald Trump

The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

The power to have bad luck!

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to read your own mind!

The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power to make cats burp.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!