The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to be raped.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!