The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!