the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!