mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to die at will

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to shit bricks

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!