the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!