The ability to not read the terms and conditions but still agree to them.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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to make asians smart

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!