The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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mint berry crunch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!