The power to take away your power.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!