the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the power to taste your own spit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!