The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power of being aquaman.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!